The Irresponsible Captain Tylor
We may be off the maps... Chizu ni Nai Tabi Tsuzukeyou
...but let's stay on this voyage. Chizu ni Nai Tabi Tsuzukeyou
I will be holding, never let you go.
Whatever we may want... Hoshimono wa Tsukamu no sa
...we'll take as we need. Hoshimono wa Tsukamu no sa
So let's just go wherever we please! Omoi no Mama Yukou!
Make me your partner... Kotoba yori Tashikana Koto
...on this journey. Kotoba yori Tashikana Koto
One that you trust more than words! Michizure ni Shite
Come on now and sail away for future! Imasugu sail away for future
Things are waiting... Mishiranu Nanika ga Matteru sa
...that we've never seen before! Mishiranu Nanika ga Matteru sa
Just take your cares... Kodawari Minna Sutetara
...and throw them all away. Kodawari Minna Sutetara
Come together, just think of tomorrow.
Let's go!
ENEMY! CRISIS! WE SURRENDER!
So, the captain and the first officer are still kicking, huh?
Then it's time for the final option.
Captain! If you don't rescind that irresponsible order soon...
...all hell will break loose!
Did I say something wrong?
Did you not tell those ruffians to do whatever they want to?!
Oh. I did, didn't I?
Captain!
If they do whatever they want, there's no telling what will happen!
Sir, I request that you rescind the order at once!
Denied.
Then at least order them not to fight in the hangar!
Also denied.
Then...
Denied!
Man, it's good to be the captain!
I hope you get promoted someday soon, Mr. Yamamoto.
Of course. The first officer...
...can't countermand the captain's orders, can he?
Mr. Tylor is Mr. Yamamoto's superior.
Mr. Yamamoto is Mr. Tylor's subordinate.
He still doesn't understand how bad this ship really is.
How no new captain ever lasts more than three days...
...and how it's considered the dumping ground of the UPSF.
Damn it! I can't cut loose with my feet on the ground!
Come back here!
The traditional battle between the Marines and the pilots is over.
Now the really fun show begins!
"Fun show?"
A coup d'etat?!
Yes, sir! Your thoughtless and irresponsible orders...
...have driven the veterans to mutiny!
This must be the "fun show" Cryburn was talking about.
What'll we do?
I don't know, either!
Tylor told them to do whatever they wanted to...
...so they really started doing it.
What do you intend to do, Captain?
Sounds like fun. Let's see if we can join the coup.
Captain Tylor, they're mutinying against YOU!
You're their enemy!
Enemy? I'm no enemy.
Captain! It's that irresponsible attitude that's caused this!
Go! Seize the bridge and the ship is ours!
I didn't expect to run out of pain killers...
...before even getting to the battle zone.
This calls for old-fashioned methods.
Nah, it'd be a waste.
Captain!
I suggest you order the issue of Class One armament...
...to the bridge personnel!
And what exactly is Class One armament?
In any case, we have to fight them!
To maintain military discipline!
Wait!
Commander Star!
No, we can't! Fellow UPSF soldiers mustn't fight each other!
We have to try and settle this through discussion.
These aren't people you can reason with!
No, if we try to understand each other...
...we can settle this peacefully!
Cmdr. Yuriko Star!
I love how you throw your heart into your work!
The fact that I can sail on the same ship with you...
...truly makes me the happiest man in space!
Ow! All I did was hold your hand! That's really cold.
Captain Tylor, you are unfit to be called captain...
No! You're unfit to be called a human being!
Captain, I've a message from Lieutenant Andressen.
Putting it on the monitor.
Right. Please do.
How's it going, Captain?
We'll be paying you a visit, soon.
Why don't you spare yourself the pain and surrender now?
Surrender? That might be a good idea, too.
Captain!
Men, listen to me! I understand perfectly...
...how disgruntled you are with the captain's incompetence...
...and that it's driven you to mutiny!
But you're violating military discipline!
Discipline is everything for a soldier!
Now obey regulations, throw down your weapons, and surrender.
Discipline? Don't make me laugh!
Discipline doesn't win a war!
What you need in war is strength!
Strength's all that lets you survive and win!
That's not true!
What you need in war...
...is love!
If we love each other and fight as one...
...then we may be able to beat the Raalgon!
Please, put your weapons down!
Trying to talk us out of this? I love it!
They shouldn't take this so seriously. It's just a war.
Uh, Mr. Yamamoto, how do I use this?
Here they come!
Get down!
Now what?
We're warping! Shut it down, fast!
I can't! It's too late!
Target coordinates?!
That's the problem! I didn't enter any!
A random warp...
We don't know where we'll materialize.
If it's in a city on some planet, then millions...
No, BILLIONS of people may die!
Why are you always so pessimistic?
We might come out near a planet with nice weather, good food...
...and tons of pretty girls!
Captain! You are!
Warp entry in fifteen seconds! Captain! You are!
Warp entry in fifteen seconds!
All hands, brace for dimensional-shift shock!
We're... We're okay.
You see? Things don't always turn out bad.
Captain! I'm picking up an energy source!
Putting it on the monitor!
Oh, my.
A Raalgon fleet!
Prepare to open fire!
Evasive action impossible!
Sending SOS on the emergency channel!
We're doomed!
Father!
What do we do, Captain?!
Captain!
That's a good question.
Where do you think you're going?
I'm not gonna die like this!
If I have to go, it's gonna be in my plane's cockpit!
We gonna let the flyboy get all the glory, Skipper?
Let's charge those enemy ships!
Fighting each other only moments ago...
...but now united in the face of the true enemy!
This is how true UPSF soldiers SHOULD behave!
Everyone, listen to me!
That we will die here is certain!
But our deaths will not be in vain!
It will go down in history that the destroyer Soyokaze...
...was the first vessel to fire upon the Raalgon Empire!
Let's surrender!
Ca... Captain... What did you just?
We're going to surrender.
If we open fire, we're just going to die.
But... But, sir!
What about the pride of the United Planets Space Force?
Who cares about pride?
Dying won't be very fun, so let's surrender.
Captain, do you have some sort of plan?
Things will work out.
Lt. Kyon-Hwa Kim! Please signal our surrender to the enemy ship.
Aye, aye, sir.
How can he be so calm in the face of an enemy fleet?
He must have some sort of plan.
Unconditional surrender?
Aye, sir. We just received their signal.
Surrender...
Unfathomable for us. It is a uniquely human concept.
Hold fire. Signal the enemy vessel that we accept their surrender.
But... But, Captain!
There's no profit in destroying one broken-down old ship.
But it could be a source of useful information.
I see.
Link the fire control systems of our other ships to this one...
...and program them to fire when we do!
Okay, everyone. Be on your best behavior.
I see. Now I understand why this scrap heap is in the battle zone.
You had a mutiny here, didn't you?
Wow, how'd you know?
You Raalgon captains are really smart!
I've no desire to talk with an underling like you!
Who's the captain here?!
That's me!
YOU'RE the captain?!
Uh-huh. Since we're both captains, let's be friends.
You little!
You dare mock the proud soldiers of the Raalgon Empire?!
That really wasn't my intention, sir!
Those who renounce war must obey without question!
That is common sense to we Raalgon!
Now give us the UPSF's operation orders!
If we give you that, our main fleet will be destroyed!
Damn it all!
Prepare it for us at once!
Can't... breathe... Okay! Just let me go!
Now printing document. Please wait a moment.
To think they'd learn the location of our main fleet like this!
All that's left now is for me to sacrifice my life!
If you're gonna try it, wait till they're leaving.
Andressen!
They're gonna waste us the minute they're done here.
I'm in with you guys.
If you gotta die, you may as well have lots of company.
Men!
We Raalgon are a race born to fight.
We never surrender or retreat like you people.
Victory or death are the only paths we follow!
I see.
Do you know what concepts are required for victory?
No. What are they?
What lead to victory are love, strength, and discipline.
Love of country, possession of great military strength...
...and the discipline to control that strength.
You must start with those in order to ensure victory.
Wow, you Raalgon Empire guys are really smart!
Everyone here has their own ideas and can never agree.
Right?
If you humans can't control a single ship...
...then there's no way you can defeat the Raalgon Empire.
Maybe you're right.
Thank you for waiting.
Our business here is finished.
Now!
Hold it!
Look!
That's!
Please, accept this gift.
Gift?
Yes, as thanks for teaching us so much.
After all, we got to hear a live talk from...
...a professional Raalgon imperial soldier!
We're grateful to have received such valuable advice.
What is your name?
Justy Ueki Tylor, age twenty.
That name shall be entered in the record.
Entered in the record?
Oh, don't go to any trouble on my account!
That's... Isn't that?!
Yeah...
Did the captain surrender because he planned this from the start?
No... I don't believe it!
Once we're back on board, open fire!
Aye, sir!
Poor fool.
Giving me a present without knowing his ultimate fate.
Now that we know the position of their main fleet...
...the Raalgon Empire is sure to win this war!
Huh? What's wrong?
Malfunction in the fire control system!
Auto-fire cannot be disengaged!
Mr. Katori! Get us out of here!
Aye, aye!
Relax! As long as I'm at the helm, we'll be fine!
Captain, did you surrender to trick the enemy?!
Victory through brainpower, huh?
You guessed what was in our present.
You're a helluva captain, sir!
Even I wasn't able to guess there was a bomb inside!
What? That was a bomb?
Oh, it was a bomb! I didn't realize.
Captain! Do you mean to say you were ready to give away...
...our military secrets to the enemy to save yourself?!
I feel sorry for him. That poor captain...
Dom, answer me. Is it true that our reconnaissance fleet...
...was defeated by a single destroyer?
It is the truth, Highness.
I see... Dom, I appreciate your candor.
Wang and the others never tell me the truth.
The enemy destroyer was the Soyokaze.
Its captain is named Justy Ueki Tylor.
Tylor...
Have him brought before me!
What do you mean?
I wish to meet this man "Tylor" in person.
I've been having similar thoughts, Highness.
I see. Then go to it at once.
As you wish.
By the way, Dom...
Yes, Highness?
I'd like to ask you something.
What must one do to win a war?
You mean what is most needed to win a war, Highness?
That would be luck.
I believe good fortune in war is most important.
Good fortune?
Yes.
Then I wish good fortune for you, Dom.
Tylor...
I look forward to the day we meet on the battlefield.
This is Lt. Cmdr. Justy Ueki Tylor, captain of the destroyer Soyokaze!
We have destroyed four enemy ships!
I repeat, we have destroyed four enemy ships!
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If I should die in this war, at least let there be...
...a lovely angel in white caring for me at the end.
Next time, "'Angel in White' Begins With an H." Watch for it.
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All he has to do is just... Machi o Aitsu ga Aruiteru dake de
...walk around downtown. Machi o Aitsu ga Aruiteru dake de
He's a playful man who catches... Nandemo Ki o Hiku Ochame na Yatsu sa
...the eyes of all who he meets. Nandemo Ki o Hiku Ochame na Yatsu sa
Oh! That's why, you see... Aa, Dakara sa Sou Kore kara Shuyaku
...he'll be our hero from now on. Aa, Dakara sa Sou Kore kara Shuyaku
So, let's begin... Henshin Byouyomi o Shite yo!
...the countdown for the change! Henshin Byouyomi o Shite yo!
Take a deep breath, and one two. 12345 Ikizugi o One Two
Now stride out... Saa Kore kara Kuridasou
...with your head held high. Saa Kore kara Kuridasou
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